Friday, October 24, 2014

BREAKING: Nutcase Smashes Into Ten Commandment Monument In Oklahoma City

by JASmius



Newborn jihadist or hardcore atheist?:

The Secret Service has arrested an individual for allegedly driving into the Ten Commandments monument near the State Capitol building.

Officials say someone drove their car into monument Thursday night, smashing it to pieces. The suspect reportedly made vague threats at the Oklahoma City Federal Building today and was taken into custody. His name has not yet been released.

The suspect said Satan told him to do it, Secret Service officials said. He also reportedly said he would kill  Obama and spit on a photo of Obama. The suspect also allegedly admitted that he urinated on the Ten Commandments monument before running it over.

Eh.  Tomato, tomahto.

Of course, if he'd taken out the side of a mosque, the Obamedia would have connected him to the Tea Party within seconds on every front page and lead network news segment in the quadrant.

But this?



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